fun consequence of having a late existential crisis and switching my major: taking classes made entirely of freshmen where the professor feels the need to explain how college works meanwhile i’m just like
Pro tip: don’t eat half a pound of chocolate covered espresso beans thinking it will keep you awake through a long day of travel
“I lived without out a computer and cell phone when I was your age.”
yeah well YOUR parents lived without a microwave and the polio vaccine but I don’t see you giving that up
fun game: playing “is he gay or European” while sitting at the airport gate
shitty thing about working in a coffee shop and having unlimited access to coffee all summer: caffeine will no longer affect me when I get back to college when I actually need it to write those 2am papers… oops.