student: hey government can I have some money to go to university
uk government: sure here you go. you'll have to pay it back but only when you're earning £21,000+ a year, and if you don't pay it off after 30 years we'll just write it off, don't worry about it man
scottish government: nah man just go to uni we ain't gonna charge you
us government: no. you gotta pay it yourself. upfront. your parents have to save up from the moment you're born. good luck, fucker.
Shopping for school supplies in elementary school was intense like “im so gonna show up tiffany with these mechanical pencils bitch wont know what hit her”
Man I feel really bad for the Tumblr Staff because I bet they aimed for Tumblr to be a cool, suavé, photographic place for artists but in reality it’s made up of hormonal teenagers who obsess over gay fictional characters, and can’t even handle the reblog button turning green to teal
IT IS MINT GREEN
Ellen: Well, let's get started. There's lot of possibilities that could happen tonight.
Ellen: Possibility #1, 12 Years a Slave wins best picture.
Ellen: And possibility #2, you're all racists.
Ellen: And now presenting our first white announcer, Anne Hathaway.