No use crying over spilt milk my ass. After my IMMENSELY shitty day all I wanted was to come home, have a bowl of cereal and go to bed. Too bad I just spilled my bowl of cereal (with the last of my milk) all over the floor. Now I have no milk, a bowl of soggy honey bunches of oats, and the urge to break down sobbing.

me on facebook: i can't swear, i'm friends with too many family members on here

me on twitter: probably shouldn't swear that much on here either

me on tumblr: this motherfucking grilled cheese is the best fucking grilled cheese i've ever had in my whole fucking goddamn life

http://willliamherondale.tumblr.com/post/91886569345/stagdogwolfandrat-if-you-think-about-it-harry

stagdogwolfandrat:

If you think about it, Harry is one of the most amazing characters in the entire series, and he’s never given enough credit (strange, isn’t it, given that the entire series is about him).

  • He forgave Snape and Dumbledore. I don’t know how he found it in himself to do…

This is precisely why I get so upset when everyone says Harry is their least favorite character in the series.  He is such a wonderfully developed and fully realistic portrayal of what it means to be human.  So often, young adult literature forgets this and because of that, people have this skewed perception of what a hero should be.  Harry will always be my hero.

and suddenly i’m 4 years old again… *sobs over Homeward Bound: The Incredible Journey

teddy lupin after reading rita skeeter's article: i came out to have a good time and i’m honestly feeling so attacked right now

Things I did for my drunk best friend last night that she will now owe me for indefinitely:

1) Made her macaroni and cheese

2) Super glued her fake teeth back together after she broke them on a spoon eating the macaroni

3) Chased her down the road and into the woods barefoot because she hid one of my shoes

4) Held her up while she peed in said woods because she couldn’t balance by herself

5) Gave her a piggyback ride back to the house after she collapsed in a neighbor’s driveway and refused to move

6) Took her phone and pretended it was dead so she wouldn’t make any more embarassing phone calls

7) Spooned with her in the middle of the kitchen floor so she woudn’t cry

8) Responded to the name Andrew when Amber devolved into such

9) Informed her all of it the next day

chasertiff:

When I say “boys are dumb” what I really mean is “boys have been raised in a patriarchal society that forces them into an incorrect and problematic view of masculinity that not only forces them to strip away valuable virtues from themselves, like patience and gentleness, but also forces them them to view and treat women in unhealthy ways that devalues women as people and makes them into objects purely for a man’s benefit”

but it’s a lot faster to say “boys are dumb”

myshipshavecannons:

bubbletealolita:

You’re more than tradition.

but at the same time if thats what you want out of your life then nothing should be stopping you

I cannot tell you how fucking sick and tired I am of hearing “You’ll change your mind” or “You’ll meet the right one” or “Your clock will start ticking” when I tell people I don’t want to get married or have kids. You don’t know that.  And you what?  Maybe I will.  maybe one day against all odds I will get married or have kids.  At least I’m open minded enough to admit the possibility of it.  That’s more than I can say for everyone else who assumes the notion of me not focusing my life on another individual is completely batshit crazy.  So if you want to get married and have kids… good for you.  I’m honestly happy for you but don’t fucking judge me for not wanting that.

myshipshavecannons:

bubbletealolita:

You’re more than tradition.

but at the same time if thats what you want out of your life then nothing should be stopping you

I cannot tell you how fucking sick and tired I am of hearing “You’ll change your mind” or “You’ll meet the right one” or “Your clock will start ticking” when I tell people I don’t want to get married or have kids. You don’t know that.  And you what?  Maybe I will.  maybe one day against all odds I will get married or have kids.  At least I’m open minded enough to admit the possibility of it.  That’s more than I can say for everyone else who assumes the notion of me not focusing my life on another individual is completely batshit crazy.  So if you want to get married and have kids… good for you.  I’m honestly happy for you but don’t fucking judge me for not wanting that.

beepony:

alicia-mb:

Just one of those things that I always wondered about. Stags and otters are all very well, but what if you end up with a tiny chameleon or giant blue whale? I mean, it could be a giant tub of nutella…

Anyway, so glad I got around to doing this pic -drawing the less attractive animals was awesome.

Popped it up on Redbubble because they have tote bags and cushions now which is just wow - can grab it also on cards or posters - check it out here!

magikarp tho

Game of Thrones AU: in which Joffrey is transformed into a llama and forced to travel cross-kingdom, all whilst learning the true meaning of humility and friendship

(Source: lovelyleviosa)

my (male) coworker: I don’t understand why girls get so giddy when they get their hair cut

me: gee i don’t know maybe it’s because i don’t have a ton of extra weight pulling at my skull…. also it makes me feel pretty so fuck you

leiqhade:

jadecurlwall:

SOMEONE STOP HER A WOMAN WEARING A BRA WHAT AN OUTRAGE

Oh no! A woman wearing a bra! Somebody better tell Victoria that her secret is out!

leiqhade:

jadecurlwall:

SOMEONE STOP HER A WOMAN WEARING A BRA WHAT AN OUTRAGE

Oh no! A woman wearing a bra! Somebody better tell Victoria that her secret is out!

crookednose:

minimum wage doesn’t even TOUCH a living wage, racism and sexism are alive and well, children are killed in schools on a regular basis, those who make it to college end up with hundreds of thousands in debt, our basic rights are being stripped from us daily, and adults actually believe that SELFIES are the cause for this generation’s demise